Another shit day stuck in traffic jams because the Dutch can't drive when it's raining..

Bloody 6 and a half hours to drive 340 kms. It can only happen in the Netherlands. When it rains in this country it is apparently an indicator for people to crash their cars thus causing 400 and blah-de-blah kms of traffic jams! AND GUESS WHAT ..... yours truly always gets caught up in them. I could not even get on to the A1 this morning so had to resort to listening to the "Tom Tom" or rather the "condescending git" they hired to do the voice in the event of traffic problems to get to where I was supposed to be before the close of the business day.

This weekend I will be hockey tournamenting as "The Queen Bee". My Tiara is polished and ready for wear. The weather forecast is the same as a typical Glastonbury Festival one so I have made my own - read it - believe it - and come to Overijssel for the weekend if you dare! (temperatures are in centigrade)

Sunday

14/06/2009

Hi: 94°

Lo: 86°

No freaking rain. There is a 0% chance of precipitation. Bring your A bomb goggles. Hot. Temperature of 94°C. Wind - A slight guff expected from the German border. Humidity will be 0% with a dew point of 0° and feels-like a temperature of feckin boiling.

Enjoy.