Id of an English Woman

"Mum, I can't get the beer AND my sleeping bag in the rucksack ..... HELP MEEEEEEEE!" As the ever dutiful Mother I suggested that the oldest baby Cloggy ditched the sleeping bag but even though the boy is "all growed up" he still likes to be warm at night...

Seriously .. tonight I witnessed an event that made my hair stand on end. A perfectly good drinkable bottle of beer turned into water for the baby clogg's show and tell at school. Its completely the opposite of the "water into wine" thing that Jesus Christ...

Ok so this is not so interesting but hell its life! Mini Cloggies played hockey on Saturday and did the following;- Baby Cloggy - 7 - 1 Win ...... Hoorah! Middle Baby Cloggy - 3 - 1 Loss .... Shit happens Oldest Baby Cloggy - 4 -3 Loss - They shouldn't...

I have been unreliably informed that the ability to say "Scheveningen" correctly was a huge factor in not being shot on the spot in Holland during the second world war. Apparently a German spy could be identified using this simple, yet highly effective,...

The ability to drive an automobile is 10% taught and 90% gender oriented. Yes .. the XY chromosome thingy has a large factor to play in our percieved skill of getting from A to B using the internal combustion engine. If us girls get where we want to go...

Which delusional neat freak came up with the idea of Ironing? Why is it not socially acceptable to wear wrinkly clothes? Do you realise how much money the Ironing industry of this world is making out of us? Lots! My families expenditure on ironing is...

Now ... my Aunt is in regular contact with dead people. Every Sunday off she goes to spiritualist church in order to have a chat with my Grandfather - who has been dead these last 30 years. Hmmmmm ... Well who am I to tell she's nuts - I guess everyone...

For any of you that are trained in the black art of mind stuff for fucks sake don't take this blog seriously! Quite a few years ago, when I was new to the moving around lark, I was informed by one Ex Pat Hoola that "Hen, everybody reinvents themselves...